PRIVACY-DENIAL
- Mar 29
- 1 min read
Updated: Apr 30
PRIVACY
At the airport. In a lounge between the gates and food court, a young British family alights on a circular couch. Mom is dealing with the six-month-old and dad props up the three-year-old on the couch before quickly stepping away to find a drink. As soon as dad's back is turned the kid immediately hops over the back of the couch, down into the donut-hole of a void and crouching in concealment. Seconds later mom leans over with a look of horror on her face. Her son found the ideal toilet.
DENIAL
Guy beaming at me: "Hey, you're that guy who gave me money yesterday!"
Me: "Nope."
Beaming guy: "Sure you are! Thanks man!"
Me: "Wasn't me."
Beaming guy: "Sure, you gave me a stack of quarters!"
Me: *shakes head*
Beaming guy: "Thank you, man!"
