

RÉSUMÉ
T’wi: You should let me look at your resume. Zah: Haven’t I? T’wi: Well that was a long time ago. Zah: Well, if I recall, you were...
Jul 22, 202310 min read


BUSINESS BUSINESS or TALKING WITH FRIENDS
Jean: You should just start a business. Wendal: I don’t think businesses are a thing. Tyson: Oh, here we go. Wendal: What I mean is that I believe in debt and I believe in disposable income but I don’t believe in the organic, money-making, self-sustaining businesses. Never seen it happen. And I’ve been looking. Tyson: What? Wendal: So, we have the numbers. And you know these. They're irrefutable. Things like: • Small business owners have far more liquid wealth than wage
Jul 14, 202311 min read


USER EXPERIENCE
A true story
May 16, 20236 min read


UBER TEACHER
Letter to Blair
Apr 3, 20236 min read


ANNELID DINE-IN
Kurl: Ice ages and droughts, tornadoes and floods, they're all absurd chaos.
Mar 16, 20233 min read


TADZIMAS
Quinita: Typhoid is rampant.
Jan 1, 202310 min read


I'D LIKE A SALOON
Karl: I’d like to start a saloon. Yarl: Oh really? Karl: Oh yes. I've got it all sorted out. Yarl: I bet. Karl: The main floor is...
Oct 27, 20221 min read


HÔPITAL Y
A short story by Lew Roeg-Roeg, recomposed and enShortened further still for modern sensibilities– It was a year. 2021, I think. France,...
Oct 2, 20228 min read


POLAR BEAR SNOW JOB
The job would be monitoring a threatened polar bear population. Most of us new recruits were well-educated and comfortable out of doors...
Sep 21, 20225 min read


DE-FAULT
Sometimes you fall apart. Sometimes you pass out. And you can break down or log off just any old time. Apparently. This is what the...
Sep 6, 20222 min read


VARIATIONS
Margaret's grandmother, Florence, and great-uncle, Noel, built a small cedar cabin on a little lake in British Columbia’s Interior back...
Jul 2, 20222 min read


HUNGER
[ Preemptive proviso: This story is not actually about Climate Change ] "I believe I've discovered that the cause of climate change and...
Apr 22, 20215 min read


WOLF!
"Wolf!" cried the little shepherd boy. "WOLF!" "There ain't no wolf," barked the townsfolk. "Go away!" booed some folks. "There's no...
Aug 8, 20205 min read


WHY SHOULD IT SEEM?
PERSON 1: If we trust our senses, and just use our basic intelligence, we can tell that we live in a big, big world. Like, if I climb a...
Sep 26, 20194 min read


MOVING
Before we could get keys and move in, our new landlord said he needed to have a plumber come. But he said he'd contact us shortly, as...
Apr 9, 20196 min read


THE SHÖNBRUNN MIRACLE
By Kale McDunitt May 29th, 2022 Austria's Schönbrunn Zoo, the world's oldest continuously operating zoo, went public today with a secret...
Mar 25, 20196 min read


FROM NOTHING, NOTHING COMES
“What's up?” asks Perk, imagining Gram must be a little depressed, though certain as ever he remains unable to read the man. Cocking his...
Feb 11, 20193 min read


ATTACK OF THE MARAUDING POST-APOCALYPTIC ZOMBIE CHIMPS
“I don’t know, it’s like how people don’t seem to think about how things are made or what they’re for.” “They do, don’t they?” “No. I...
Dec 6, 20186 min read



























































































